For some reason I thought I posted this week. Bah! Sorry, folks. I got distracted preparing my upper lip. Today is "National Have Sex With a Guy with a Mustache Day!" I assume this applies for the hairy ladies, as well?
Born from an innocent typo, and a pork-obsessed, pun-lovin' brain, Skank Ham is a lady you can't help but love. She smokes, she wears too much make up, she's got skinny legs, and she's a mo-effin' ham. Give in. You envy her.