Friday, December 31, 2010
Thursday, December 23, 2010
Hammy Holidays!
From Skank Ham, Hater Tot, Hood Radish and the rest of the Skank friends and Family!
Personalize funny videos and birthday eCards at JibJab!
Friday, December 17, 2010
Hamcestry
A friend sent me this because it reminded him of Skankie. Holy cow!! Could they be related? Thanks, William!
I was not allowed to have Garbage Pail kids when I was a kid. It made me kind of bitter, because those cards were the shizz. Maybe I should start a collection now that I'm a grownup (using that term loosely.)
Wednesday, December 8, 2010
Friday, December 3, 2010
Tuesday, November 23, 2010
Tuesday, November 16, 2010
Thursday, November 11, 2010
Wednesday, November 3, 2010
Tuesday, October 26, 2010
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Thursday, October 14, 2010
Tuesday, October 5, 2010
Wednesday, September 29, 2010
Tuesday, September 21, 2010
Wednesday, September 15, 2010
Wednesday, September 8, 2010
Wednesday, September 1, 2010
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Tuesday, August 10, 2010
Tuesday, August 3, 2010
Tuesday, July 27, 2010
Wednesday, July 21, 2010
Wednesday, July 14, 2010
Tuesday, July 6, 2010
Tuesday, June 29, 2010
Sunday, June 20, 2010
Wednesday, June 16, 2010
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Thursday, May 6, 2010
Thursday, April 29, 2010
Thursday, April 22, 2010
Thursday, April 15, 2010
Wednesday, April 7, 2010
Thursday, February 18, 2010
Poetry Break!
I wrote this years ago as part of a Valentine's day box contest at work. It belongs here with Skank Ham, me thinks.
Ode to Processed Meat Products
I must have a sandwich, I must have it now
packed with as many pork lips and parts of the cow.
Then I see it, I stop....i stagger
that grayish hunk they call braunshwagger
Roast beef, turkey breasts? those are for snobs
Give me chopped ham and give me gobs!
Oh, that Oscar Mayer, what he does with meat
that olive loaf he brews is truly elite.
and Carl Buddig he fashions a slice so shiny and thin
My Wonder bread begs “Oh Carl, please let me in!”
Ah, Spam...so shelf stable, so spongy so PINK
Into your mucous-like goo let my lips slowly sink.
Please don’t forget the souse and transluscent head cheese
Pretty please with mustard I beg on my knees.
Teeth gritted, fists clenched
will my thirst for liver loaf ever be quenched?
Copyright 2005, Iron Stef
Ode to Processed Meat Products
I must have a sandwich, I must have it now
packed with as many pork lips and parts of the cow.
Then I see it, I stop....i stagger
that grayish hunk they call braunshwagger
Roast beef, turkey breasts? those are for snobs
Give me chopped ham and give me gobs!
Oh, that Oscar Mayer, what he does with meat
that olive loaf he brews is truly elite.
and Carl Buddig he fashions a slice so shiny and thin
My Wonder bread begs “Oh Carl, please let me in!”
Ah, Spam...so shelf stable, so spongy so PINK
Into your mucous-like goo let my lips slowly sink.
Please don’t forget the souse and transluscent head cheese
Pretty please with mustard I beg on my knees.
Teeth gritted, fists clenched
will my thirst for liver loaf ever be quenched?
Copyright 2005, Iron Stef
Thursday, February 11, 2010
Thursday, February 4, 2010
Thursday, January 28, 2010
Wednesday, January 20, 2010
Tuesday, January 12, 2010
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